boats and hoes

She cocked her head to the side. “And beaches?”

Disney M!As(Feel free to add more)

Pinocchio: Muse cannot lie for 2 days or something unpleasant(Anon Decides) happens.
Fantasia: Muse is followed by music that fits their mood for (Anon Decides)
Cinderella: Muse must do what is asked of them for 12 hours
Alice In Wonderland: Muse hallucinates for (Anon Decides)
Peter Pan: Muse is a child(Anon Decides Age) for 2 days
Lady And The Tramp: Muse is a dog for (anon Decides
The Jungle Book: Muse thinks they are an animal(Anon's Decides) for 1 day
The Aristocats: Muse is a cat for (Anon Decides)
Fox and the Hound: Muse is best friends with someone they wouldn't get along with normally(Anon Can Specify) with for (Anon Decides)
The Little Mermaid: Muse is a Mermaid for 3 days
The Lion King: Muse is a big cat for (Anon Decides)
Pocahontas: Muse can talk to Nature for 3 days
The Incredibles: Muse has a super power (Anon Decides) for 24 hours
Tinkerbell: Muse is a fairy for (Anon decides)
The Princess and the Frog: Muse is (Animal, Anon Decides) until true loves kiss
Tangled: Muse has 70 ft. of magic healing hair for 24 hours.
Wreck-It-Ralph: Muse is a Suger Rush Racer/Nicelander/Hero's Duty soldier (Anon decides) for 24 hours.
Sleeping Beauty: Muse is asleep until true love's kiss
Brave: Muse has a Scottish accent 24 hours
Toy Story: Muse is a doll for 24 hours
Winnie the Pooh: Muse has a craving for honey for 24 hours
A Bug's Life: Muse is a bug (Anon decides) for 24 hours
Finding Nemo: Muse is a fish for 24 hours.
Snow White: Muse is dead until awakened by love's first kiss.
Brother Bear: Muse is a bear, moose, wolf, or eagle (anon decides) for 24 hours.
Lion King 1 1/2: Your muse must tell everyone who will listen why they are the main character of the fandom and how everyone else is wrong

Ve….

She let out a growl of frustration. “Ve, MOMO, I swear, If you do NOT GET UP I WILL KILL YOU!” She jammed down the o button rapidly. “I need you to use swordfish. SWORDFISH. Don’t you dare bre-oh god. Oh course. Of COURSE!”

Ve~

Hi, guys! I’m so excited~ 

I have hot chocolate ice cream!

under-the-stars-and-bars:

anellopiudebole started following you

“Good Evenin’.” 

She let out a giggle. “Ve~ Good evening! I’m Feliciana and you are? It’s a pleasure to meet you~”

Every countries' inner-thoughts at a World Conference

America: Maybe if I keep speaking faster and if my words make less sense, they won't notice how much money I'm taking from the poor suckers...
England: ....I'd tap all these asses if I were still an empire.
France: How is it possible that Greece has more sex than I do...? Oh look, former territories.
Spain: SUNSHINE LILLIPOPS AND...RAINBOWS~
Romano: I hate you, you, you, you, you're cool, you you....
Italy: I will touch everyone's hair, so help me god, someday.
Japan: Pon pon wei wei wei.. wow this song is really gay.
Russia: I'm glad everyone's here in my soon-to-become-one-with-Russia group..!
Belarus: That booty..
Ukraine: Why is she staring at my butt?
Lithuania: Estonia, why won't you notice meee...?!
Latvia: Fuck these peasants...I hope they can't read minds..
Poland: I look fabulous and nothing hurts.
Germany: But the question is...am I gay?
Canada: Don't think of moose porn, don't think of moose porn, do- OH GOD DAMNIT...JUST SMILE..SMILE...YESS, THAT'S BETTER. Calm down Canada, you'll soon take over the world (or maybe just the continent) soon....Yes... just smile and act sweet....
Belgium: That Canadian ain't got nothing on my waffles.
Netherlands: ....No.
Cuba: Russia said he'd call, but he hasn't...why?!
Monaco: I'm feeling sexy and freeeee~
Greece: How many people have I fucked this week...7? Not enough.
Turkey: Once I get home, I'm going dancing. I don't care.
Egypt: I'm too old for this shit.
China: Better make more missles, Russia's getting creepier at the moment, aru...Why do I say aru? What is aru, aru? ...Damn it.
Hong Kong: These posers ain't got no fashion sense.
Taiwan: Soon, Japan-senpai...soon...
Australia: I hope England didn't find the giant spider I put in his tea this morning..
South Korea: *doesn't think, just gangnam styles on the desk until he's kicked by either Japan or China in the ass*

Feliciana’s real name is

Feliciana Bambietta Vargas.
As a young girl she either went as Feli or Bambi.

I’ll be asleep before midnight, I said

As I read another chapter of a fanfiction.
It’ll be fun, I said as the clock chimed two in the morning.